The worst inventions that have ever been filed for a patent.
#5. The Bullet Proof Buttocks
This invention isn't really bulletproof underwear, but it is designed to protect your buttocks and hips from injury. Designed with shock absorbent plastic and foam with an adjustable safety belt. It was basically a really protective diaper, for the injury prone
#4. Anti-Eating Mouth Cage
This invention patented in 1982 in self explaining, instead of portion control or eating healthy for the people without self control can use this invention. This invention is designed to allow you to breathe and speak, but not eat due to the barrier around your mouth. For the people that can't see the mouth cage is actually locked onto your head for protection. We don't know about you put having a muzzle strapped to our face doesn't sound like a merry Christmas.
#3. Cricket Gun
Have you ever wondered, why can't I just shoot my cricket's out of a gun? No need to wonder anymore, the cricket gun patented in1992 can launch your crickets for you. You just need to load your gun with several hyper crickets, pull the trigger and you will have crickets going every where. Be the talk of your neighborhood being the only kid with a cricket gun, but don't put to many crickets or it could jam. Yuck!
#2. Rain Dome
Have you ever wanted to not get your hair wet during a rain storm and suffocate at the same time. Now you can, with the rain dome it will store flat and when the rain comes will pop open the instant you feel a rain drop. Don't worry about your hair because it has a hair net in the back, but if you have a beard better luck next time.
#1. Baby Cage
Topping the list is the baby cage, to start off the name should suggest a bad idea already. In order to have room and let your baby get some fresh air this invention you could pop open your window and insert the baby cage. It would then latch onto the window and you would have a little play space stories up for your baby to play. Luckily this idea was quickly discarded and nobody got hurt, but just imagine all the babies playing in their cages "wouldn't that be a sight".
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